Beer reviews for the pretentious

Ever wonder how Beer Advocate members come up with some of the more absurd and pompous reviews they submit to the popular beer reviewing site? I’ve discovered their secret, as revealed by an Oregon beer-blogger. 🙂

Here’s an example of one of the generated reviews:
Pours a vivid mahogany with a thin head. Minimal lacing. Delicate hoppy scent, with just a hint of biscuit malt and grapefruit. Intense herbal taste, laced with a touch of strawberry and baking soda. Mouth-filling mouthfeel and long finish. Score: 4.01/5.

Give it a try, and Now go have a beer


~ by malthousefan on 28 April 2009.

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